I wrote an essay into Facebook’s web-page today. Not a long one. Not a great one. But I had thoughts, and I wrote them. They were jumbled, I refined them. The machine that records those key-presses already exists, and is Continue reading
You know worm, we have a lot to be thankful for Eh? Well, at least we weren’t eaten by monsters today Even though most of my friends were Yay And we do at least have some food Even if it’s Continue reading
I can’t believe we came all this way and it’s closed! And I so wanted to eat all the tourists! Bloody Bureaucracy! I’d write a letter of complaint, but who’d read it?The government’s all shut down! I guess we’ll just Continue reading
I say, what is this? A strange white thing from the sky This human said it’s called “Snow”! “Snow”, how odd. What is this “snow” for? It’s like a white sauce. Good for dunking! Yum!
Do you remember when we ate that gay bishop my love? Ah, yes. What fun. He was very surprised. Shouting out to his god and his husband to save him. And the husband screaming… “We remained abstinent! Why has god Continue reading
I remember New Years Eve in the old days. Panicking about wearing the right shoes to the party. Eh? Now I panic about being eaten by tentacle monsters. And there’s no shoes for miles.
Aarrrgh! It’s so cute the way they scream! Humans are so tasty! I just love to crunch their bones.