I have a plan. I think there might be a way to find out. Might try it this week. Will need to be fit. Working hard and training.

I’m thinking of going to the government for help. Surely not ALL the people in power can be Builderburgers. But it’s hard to know who it might be possible to trust. What if I were to approach the Prime Minister Continue reading →

I’m so fed up with sitting here alone in my bunker. I have to do something! I tried heading out to where Brad and Angelina are on their honeymoon, to see if they could help at all. Maybe bring some Continue reading →

I managed to get Snappy in close to the monsters, to film what they’re up to. See here: they prefer the taste They seem to be obsessed with the way humans are drenching themselves in ice-water. Apparently it makes us Continue reading →

You’ll be glad to know that I survived my encounter with the monsters. Just about. Snappy helped me tend to my wounds. I’d lost a lot of blood after the monsters took my fingers. I did what anyone would do, Continue reading →

Alright world, I’m Frankie. What’s happening? What’s happening to *me* is that I was on assignment to go interview some winners from the Emmys and run into real life tentacle monsters who took my fingers before I managed to escape. I got away, Continue reading →