Flesh Eating Tentacle Creature Resigns

Flesh Eating Tentacle Creature Resigns: “I can no longer watch passively while we overfeed”

“The humans have been delicious,”, he said, “but I’m very full up. Now we’re just eating them for political reasons, gluttony and greed, rather than managing the feedstock in the Hive’s best interest.”

“I really do care about the humans, and unlike the other tentacle creatures, I’m NOT doing this media conference for political reasons. NOT AT ALL!”

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